Bring back hanging

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  Well as my motto goes, first things first. At Oulton some light fingered little ****** nicked my ******* push bike. I don’t own much in this life: a toolbox, a 1972 saab and four pushbikes. So when some **** goes and nicks something that I’ve worked ******* hard for it makes my blood boil. So I got stuck in, told the coppers, told the security and went on the …

Rossi and Guy at the TT

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  This is a press release from Dave at Dainese. Mint, eh? The TT goes from strength to strength.   Eight-time MotoGP world champion, Valentino Rossi, has confirmed today that he will make his first visit to the world-famous Isle of Man TT races in June this year with Dainese, who recently renewed their current partnership with the Isle of …

Brands Press release

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  From Phil Wain, Freelance PR.   Progress made by Martin   Guy Martin may not have scored the points-scoring finish he was looking for at Brands Hatch on Easter Monday but the Hydrex Honda rider proclaimed himself satisfied with the progress both he and his team had made in preparation for the International Road Races.  

Brands, speed of light, New Aston…

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  Well, I’ve just been out on my bike after work and now I’m finished at the truckyard and ready to head off down to Brands Hatch for a five day stint. I can’t wait to get a rip out down there on my CBR600. It’ll be mint, but five days around a 48second track might send me a bit …

Spain news 2. Brown – Ian, not Gordon

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  Now then, how’s it going? Well, still out in Spain for the thick end of this week. It’s a hard life, eh? Well after a few days of crap weather at Almeria circuit, we ended up getting a decent day on our last day. Nowt special, still a bit windy but loads better than it has been. I ended …

News from Spain

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  If I told you we’re off to Spain for a bit of testing, you’d be like me, getting your shorts out and the tea bags at the ready. Well it’s a good job I packed the tea bags, because you couldn’t make the weather up. On the first day, Wednesday, I did a good 60-odd laps trying to get …

Two new bikes

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  Morning all, how’s it going?   Sorry I’ve been a bit slack on the blog front, I’ve been beavering away at work and getting a few miles in on the old push bike. I was up at Dolby Forest last Sunday morn. I even managed to drag the farmer’s daughter out of her bed at half five in the …

We have a winner!

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  Hi Guy   My 3 are as follows:   Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age (as I play guitar myself I’d like to get some tips and an insight in to his thought process as he does some fairly diverse stuff with all his side projects and what not…)   Uma Thurman (basically I’d ask her out …

New licence and twiglet hair

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Just thought I’d do a quick post. I reckon I’ve got my winner for next week’s competition. The gears are still turning though, keep em coming if there’s owt left in you. I’ll let you know early next week. Here’s my new British push bike license. Trick, eh? Besides the pic of course. I had a haircut last week so …

Exclusive Hydrex/Red Torpedo Team Competition

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Now then folks, with all the to-ing and fro-ing of the forthcoming season the Hydrex Red Torpedo Honda team boss Shaun Muir has decided to have a team launch event on Feb 20 – from 10am to 12. I’m hoping the kettle will be on and I’m sure there’ll be the odd prawn volivont kicking about. So for the chance …