Guy’s monthly column in PB Magazine (March 2012)

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This is an excerpt taken from Guy’s monthly column in Performance Bikes magazine. It was published a couple of months ago…

 

‘BSB’s rules have changed this year and that will even things up for some people. I think one team that might suffer from not being able to use the top level electronics is Swan Yamaha. Their R1 was the best bike out there last year, but no one, anywhere in the world, that I know of, has done anything on a Yamaha R1 unless it’s one of the Belgarda ones from Italy. The cross-plane crank R1 hasn’t won World or British Superstock races [in which bikes must rely on their standard characteristics to be competitive], so as good as it is, it looks like it needs the Marelli electronics to be usable. It still wasn’t the fastest bike out there, but it was usable. Look at Crutchlow, he won World Superbike races on it in his first year in WSB. I heard his time on the R1 would have qualified sixth on the MotoGP grid. The R1 isn’t like the Ten Kate Honda from a few years ago that would go past anything in a straight line, but it’s dead usable.

 

‘All the modern superbikes are good, but the Yam stands out because it’s trying to plough a different furrow with its uneven firing order. It’s copying the GP bikes, but you speak to people who know what they’re doing in that job and they’ll say you need an even spread firing order. The reason for going the Yamaha route is to extend tyre life of the GP bike and they’ve made that a selling point for the road bike. There are negatives, like you have to run a power-sapping balancer shaft, but the firing order gives the tyre a better life. The thing is, I don’t think it’s as crucial in BSB.

 

‘If the riders were honest I don’t think any of them would want to be on the Yamaha in 2012. They’d want to be on the Honda or Suzuki. Look at what Glen Richards and Graeme Gowland were doing on Evo Hondas last year. They were running up the front on the specification of bikes everyone will have to be on this year. That proves the Honda works, if nowt else.

 

‘People have said the rule change will mean cheaper racing, but it’s not cheaper, in the short term, for teams like SMR’s Swan Yamaha that have invested squillions of pounds on the best electronics, but Hutchie will still use it for the TT.

 

‘As for Suzuki’s. Seeley is impressive. He was in the top six the last time he raced the Superbike, in 2010, and he won the British Supersport title for the TAS Suzuki team last season. While Brookes (in the photo on his way to pole this weekend) won in dodgy conditions on the GSX-R1000 in 2011, he didn’t win in a straight fight in the dry. I’m not sure if he gelled with the bike 100%. That bike’s good though, I know that.

 

‘Shane Byrne was looking like he was going to win it last year, but then seemed to be having trouble with the bike and it sounds like his team were testing at Castle Combe a lot, trying to get the electrics right.

 

If I had to put my money on anyone I’d say Shane Byrne. He’s on the Paul Bird Kawasaki with Stuart Easton, and they’ve got an experienced team. A Kawasaki hasn’t won a major championship for a long time, though…’

 

Written by Gary Inman

 

Almost the end of February – time for an update!

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Keep it short and sweet, what to mention since last time…..A few of you hurt Chip Butty’s feelings on the last blog.  My mum always said if you haven’t got owt nice to say about anyone, don’t say it at all. But, every cloud’s got a silver lining, he’s up for weight watcher of the month for March, there’ll soon be more meet on a butchers shoe. We’ll soon have to change his name to Moroccan Roast Vegetable Cuscous with Chick Peas.

 

I’ve been getting a bit of an ear bending for not being able to get to a couple of do’s over the last few weeks. But, we’ve had work coming out of every orrifice, and I always say i’ll turn up work allowing, and work hasn’t allowed. Check out the trucks though. Those who know, know. Do you know?

 

I’m not gay or owt but i’m waiting for the hair to grow back on my leg before I unveil the latest tattoo, I can feel a competition coming on for who can guess what it is?

 

Give me another week or two and i’ll have some pictures of the Martek in it’s latest carnation. The old girl’s still in a million pieces, but I can see the potential.

 

Is anyone listening to the latest series of Count Arthur Strong? There’s a lot to learn off that man.

Inside the Orange Factory

 

Press Release from Orange Mountain Bikes …

 

“Inside the Orange Factory with Guy Martin

 

Cut Media’s insight into the world of Orange Bikes, presented by Guy Martin…

A dimly lit workshop in the centre of Halifax is an unlikely backdrop for an art studio, twisting and manipulating aluminium, forming complex shapes to create a pure simplicity – the bike frame.

 

Proper engineering is a dark art in a world of sterile outsourced manufacturing. A black box of production, it was about time someone gave an updated snapshot into the people and processes that bring an Orange bike to life.

 

Cockney, Francis and Toddy bend and join aluminium using timeless skill and modern ingenuity, but getting them to explain what they do is no easy task. In steps TT legend and engineering ambassador to the people, Guy Martin.

 

A man of mechanical dexterity and dubbed the modern day Fred Dibnah, Guy phrases the questions nobody else would think to ask. Not afraid to state the obvious, he disseminates each step and shows exactly how a Five goes together. Banter in the workplace? Just a bit boy…

 

Guy gets a TIG welding assessment, Vaughan lets him loose with a gun, and wielding an Allen key he gets candid on DH “cock measuring”.

 

The usual factory video? Produced and innovatively shot by the legends at Cut Media, this is no ordinary tour…”

 

 

A long overdue blog

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Right, i reckon this must be the first time I’ve switched a computer on in the thick end of 3 months. How many days is the thick end of 3 months? Not quite as long as a month of Sundays. That’s 109 days according to the legend that is Nigel Kenny.

 

Right where to start after the last German Red Torpedo excursion? Bloody hell I’ve been busy I must have met myself coming back half a dozen times but I’m not complaining. Happy New Year to you all, not a lot happened with me New Year or Christmas, I was busy doing the last bits of training for the Strathpuffer 24hr last weekend. So thanks to Alan, Francis and Dobby for the great team effort, for managing to get Forbes and I on the podium in the pairs. Reckon that’s got to be the toughest race to date so now looking for another challenge. But it’s about that time of year to start thinking about motorbikes. I’m still planning on getting a look at Daytona but its running a bit tight on time at the minute as if I’m not working on the trucks I’m away filming this new series. And in between all of that trying to send some time with the future wife to be. She doesn’t take too kindly to me running about like a blue arsed fly. But before Christmas I played the white man and we both managed to get away for a week in Cuba. What a place. We didn’t do any of the usual tourist bollocks, we hired a car and just drove. And drove and drove and drove. And got lost plenty. We ended up in what we thought was Guantanamo bay so suppose we’re doing well to be here now. But we both came back a bit wiser on the whole idea of communism, and the balls that Castro and Che Guevara had.

 

Just got back from a day at Manchester show. Sorry for the Martec not being there, all I wanted to do was machine some fins off the rocket box but the next thing I knew the thing was in a million pieces and there’s bits all over the shop. Ta to the boys at Hope for a bit of help with some personalised machining.

 

Did anyone get to the Sideburn do? Steph and I did, she even got tarted up for it. Probably the coolest do I’ve ever been to. You can have your TT riders, or even cage fighters but they’re only playing at it compared to roller birds. I wouldn’t mess with then, but what a cool hobby.

 

The truck jobs never stopped, I think I’m going to put a bed in the workshop. Apart from that we’ve been flat out with the filming job. The new series is coming on a treat and I’ve been doing some proper interesting stuff. Not many people get to go abseiling with burning tackle at the bottom of a pier. Me and Steph managed to do a bit of hardcore husband and wife mining at midnight last week 450 feet down. It’ll all make sense in a couple of months. I still don’t think its proper work, and I couldn’t even bring myself to admit it when we were filming last year, but I am actually quite enjoying it. I mean, I’d still rather cut me own nackers off than call myself a TV presenter, and I’m not, but I am having a good laugh. I might not be saying that when it comes out and I start getting a load of hassle but it makes a nice change from spannering at the minute. Oh, and its been written somewhere that I’ve bought a Merlin? I have got one coming but I haven’t got it yet. Don’t ever let the truth get in the way of a good story eh?

Glemseck 101

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Right. what do you reckon to these pics?

 

I went on a road trip with the Red Torpedo boss a week or two ago, I know it’s a bold statement but I’d reckon it was the coolest show I’ve ever been to. It was called the Glemseck 101 in Stuttgart, Germany.

 

What about that number plate look? On it like jam on toast eh? It was from there to a bit of moped racing in Scotland, top job, ta to bruce for letting me ride his steed.

 

Was gutted i couldnt race at scarborough. I had a bit of blood bother, went for an oil-change, not a lot of success though. I’m putting it down to a bad earth or something – what do you recon? I was told “measure twice cut once”. Now I’m not sure.

A fair bit to mention…

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A fair bit to mention since the last blog I reckon. The southern 100 race was where it all started, as always, the best meeting of the year, the weather was kind to us. I managed to get a win, but only the one, really enjoyed it though but it was a bit of a rushing match from then on. Get on the ferry, then straight to the airport to go to Austria for the Saltzkamergut trophy. Me and gunster went over for it, he was there for a bit of moral support and he’s well trained at being a top drinking partner. So, two years worth of training paid off and I finished the race, which was the goal, and was the only Brit to finish, so we had a well deserved fag and pint after, back home Sunday morn, back to work for the week then went down hill racing in Scotland.

 

I was riding the trickest down-hill bike in the world which orange bikes have given me. I’ll get some pics up of her, she is a 322 proto type, the trickest bike known to man. Thanks a million to Michael and the lads at orange bikes for sorting us out, and for the lads at hope for putting me in their team. It was a mega weekend, except for a good few crashes which the last one knocked me out four hours into the race … bugger. Oh well, a few beers soon softend the blow, good laugh though, I’ve still got a lot to learn.

 

I must have been suffering as I had a day off work on the Monday – not good, especially as I was racing at Armoy road race in ireland that next weekend. I was far from fit and l let myself down and probably let the lads in the team down more, so sorry about that.

 

Oh, I never mentioned, while at Armoy I met the real Guy Martin, the prize winning sheep, unbeaten this year, what a boy, can sheep be hung like a donkey? This lad was. Right from there it was a back to work for the week then to the Ulster Grand Prix. As always, a top top meeting, but as usual the weather wasn’t the cleverest. Managed to win the last super bike race though. I was a happy camper, ta for all the support – much appreciated. I still get a bit shy of all the attention, ta though.

 

Oh ta to Mat for putting us up for a few days at the Ulster. He reminded me what a top film Back to the Future is. I don’t reckon we’ll be on hover boards in 2015 though do you? How clever is it though, does any one know of any interesting facts worth knowing about the 3 films? I reckon a Delorean would be a tool and a  half dont you?

 

Update – Rhyl – Sat August 6th 2011

 

I’m sorry but I won’t be racing the flat track at Rhyl today, because I’m still injured from a mountain crash and I want to be right for the Ulster. Sorry for the short notice. It’ll still be a cracking race if you planned to go.

More Telly – but not quite what you thought!

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Guy will be co-presenting the 2011 World Sheep Dog Trials on More4 this year. More telly news soon!!

 

2011 World Sheep Dog Trials Press Release

MORE4 GOES HIGH-TECH WITH THE WORLD SHEEP DOG TRIALS

 

More4 has announced it will exclusively broadcast the World Sheep Dog Trials, the countryside event that sees handlers and hounds from around the world compete for the title of world champion.

 

Anna Miralis, editor, documentaries, said: “We are delighted to be broadcasting the World Sheep Dog Trials on More4, bringing new audiences and a fresh perspective to a traditional British countryside activity. The World Sheep Dog Trials builds on the success More4 has had with a diverse range of content, including Crufts, which drew large audiences earlier this year.”

 

Live event and sport specialists North One Television will produce the coverage for the World Sheep Dog Trials and will give it a 21st century makeover with high-tech production techniques including High Definition, super slo-mo, fence and pen cameras and dog and sheep telemetry.

 

More4 will broadcast nine hours of coverage throughout the event, which runs from 15-18 September and takes place on the Lowther Estate near Penrith, in the Lake District. More4 will broadcast a two-hour programme at 7pm on each day of the event, plus an event highlights show.

 

The fourth annual World Sheep Dog Trials will see a total of 23 nations and 240 handlers and their dogs competing for the ultimate prize – a gold shepherd’s whistle and the much-coveted title of world champion.

 

The shows will be presented by countryside adventure girl Ellie Harrison and motorcycle racer and British heritage fan Guy Martin, with commentary from one of the nation’s best-loved commentators, Barry Davies.

 

North One CEO Neil Duncanson said: “This is a truly unique event and we aim to capture all the action, all the personalities and all the great colour from behind the scenes. At this level, the relationship between the handlers and the dogs is almost telepathic. We’re hoping it will appeal to a very broad audience.”

 

Tim Longton, English president of the International Sheep Dog Society (ISDS), which runs the World Sheep Dog Trials, said: “To secure such high profile exposure through North One Television and More4 is a major coup. It will provide a massive boost both to the event – a highlight of the 2011 northern calendar – and the world of sheep dog trailing in general.’

 

Countries taking part this year include all the home nations, debuts from Brazil and Japan, along with the USA, Austria, Belgium, Canada, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Faroes, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Sweden, and Switzerland.