“Forget about it,” said in an Italian-American accent, sounds like that famous line from the film Donnie Brasco. I’m not one for shedding tears at films, but if I was to, the end of that film would be the one.
This was all set off by a visit at work yesterday A couple of lads from a really arty motorcycle magazine from Italy came. They were really trendy lads, doing some arty stuff with the three of us (me, Dad and our Stewart) in the truck garage. Now, nine times out of ten, an interview to me consists of a similar set of questions, how fast does it go? When am i going to win a TT? Does racing scare you? What’s the current price of fish? So as you can tell it doesnt take long for me to get bored. This interview couldn’t have been any different. IT went along the lines of ‘How many women have i shagged? Do I believe in God? Do i like sex? And what is my favorite film? It just happend that Mareno doing the interview was on the same wavelength, and that’s where the “forget about it” got brought up. If you havent seen Donnie Brasco get a look.
So it was an educational day.
Other business, Jon Urry was telling me that a donkey can see all of it’s four feet while looking forward, and it’s all to do with Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution. I’ll explain later.
Do you think i should make a point of doing a blog every week, or is random better?
Oh, and I had a day or two in Spain last week. I thought southerners made a song and dance about a bit of snow, well, not in the same league as the Spaniards. I honestly thought that some sort of nuclear armageddon had taken place. Oh no, just a touch of snow.





lmao whats the peice of fish got 2 do with bikes lol.
do u honestly believe he whole donkey thing?
think u may just stick with the random stuff helps the day go better with a cuppa lmao
random is best!
keep it random, just like the content lol
stop talkin shite
get on with the bike stuff x
Stick with random chief…. Suit’s your style LOL.
How come people think its the end of the world when it snows a bit?
My neighbour got stuck coming up our road last week, wouldn’t believe me when i told him turn off the ESP AN it’ll be fine.
Southeners are the worst for it.
Not sure about the donkey thing, how would you find out? Ask one?
Randoms good by me, just let us know stuff before we read it in the weekly rag.
Get a blog going, would be ace. What Scarborough meetings are you doing this year?
Random is good, but once a week will help us, yes
from Alice and Jim from Wootton. Yes Wootton nest door to you almost.
p.s. If you want to take us along to the TT we make really good mugs of tea (well we can hope can’t we)
You can only write it as it happens and priceless facts about donkeys don’t come up every week. lmao.
Random is more you, and when things are giong on and happening you put more up anyway so KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Don’t know about the donkey’s feet bit, but I do know you can hear its “EEE AWE” thing for nearly 2 miles! Also heard that if you ride on the back of a pig, it goes in a big loop and takes you back to where you started, could give it a try if you get a spare afternoon! On blog times front, donkeys, snow and the mafia, random chap, very very random.
Once a week would be fantastic, hearing about what is going on is great. Doing random entries is by the nature of the word all over the place.
Keep it random !
Have you seen the Kustom Amazon on ebay ?
when you putting up your race dates for 2010 guy me and the lads are need somthing to look forward to in this crap winter
thanks
gav
Random is more fun, you never know when or what we are going to hear from you. Would be good to get some race dates up though sooner rather than later, especially for me as I have to start bribing my bother to get to race events!
Not sure about donkeys but a list of your meetings would be good for the year, esp Scarborough and any CMRC meetings at all?
Hi Guy,
Write them down, and I’ll have the bit of paper when we see you at the TT!
I love your comments – sooooo funny – just put them on whenever you like! When will we get to know the answers to the questions you were asked???
PS Only 124 days to go …… !!
GO BIG and be safe, Carole x
I hope you don’t mind but I have copied the information below from the TT web page for those people who don’t know that you will need health insurance for hospital treatment on the Isle of Man from April this year –
Travel to the Isle of Man
The existing reciprocal health care agreement between the Isle of Man and UK Governments will remain in place until 31st March 2010. This agreement entitles visitors and residents to free medical treatment when in the UK or Isle of Man.
From 1st April 2010, the following agreement will be in place:
The Isle of Man Health Service is not part of the UK NHS and, except for immediately necessary and emergency treatment which does not require admission to hospital, visitors to the Isle of Man (including UK residents) who require treatment will be expected to pay for it. It is therefore strongly recommended that all visitors to the Isle of Man ensure that they have appropriate insurance in place which will cover any treatment costs and repatriation to the UK by air ambulance if that should prove necessary.
If required, further information is available from the Isle of Man Health Service at http://www.gov.im/dhss/health/ , or from the Health Services Division, Crookall House, Demesne Road, Douglas, Isle of Man IM1 3QA Tel: (01624) 642608 Fax: (01624) 642617
Dunno about a shag tally but woke upwith a few Donkeys..
Suddenly got religious at the Waterworks one year..oh sh*te it’s tighter than I remember.!
Sex is ok but you can’t beat the ‘real thing’..
Fave film.. cling film, it’s great on toilet seats..!
H.A.N.D.
First a blog, then it’ll be facebook, then you’ll be on twi/atter; in the end you’ll be on the pc so much telling us what your doing, you won’t actually have time to do anything! So, keep it random ; if it ain’t broke…..
keep it random mate.normally pop on to see what youve been up to but arty italian mags is starting to sound a bit dodgy mate.
Yeah,and dogs can’t look up.
random and as it happens seems like the best way. Not sure i believe the donkey stuff though? Do you like sex? Don’t think i’ve ever heard such a silly question?! Is the pope …
You just have to get the race dates up lad – thats all that matters really. I can sort of guess what ones you will be doing but you know would be better if you had them up.
Did you hear the possible bad news – they may be removing one of your man corners at Armoy with an off road chicane. Like im not sure of the set up as i really havent been in Armoy for a few months but its gonna go into one of the fields and remain the same width as the road. Now dont let that put you off Armoy as its the best race of the year in my opinion, and its not because im local its because it was the best days racing last season until the tragic accident.
The other thing is whats your sponsor situation like – maybe its too early to know proper like but i was just wondering if you had any and then could sort of visualize the bike in a very nerdy way.
Keep ‘er lit lad
Random for sure,
Give us some dates too Guy, we need em like these hob nobs need a brew
Hunty, he’s already on twitter! Alot of the racing boys are. Eugene Laverty is my favourite on twitter at the moment, they all seem to be quite into it, must be quicker than doing a blog. Shakey and Camier are over in Valencia testing so you get to know whether they are getting out on the track, where do you get that up to date information from on other websites. Guy’s last one was still waiting for his car! I’m hoping he’s going to ge more into it especially when his racing season starts properly, especially at TT. You can see I have too much time at work to keep looking at them but it’s fun.
Southerners and snow my man sounds like a recipe for disaster, but then we gotta moan about something. If it aint snow its non bio or bio,lavender or lemon lenor,ironing or clever folding.Its a hard life down south everywhere we wanna go is uphill, but then at least our mince pies are safe!!!! If it aint broke make it lighter
Here what’s the name of this Italian mag, sounds better than some of the mags over here, with all their blowing smoke up the manufacturers chuffs. Performance Bikes being the exception to the rule of course!
Why five loaves and only two fishes? …and can a donkey see its own ass?
Keep it Random boss just like your answers to any questions ;0) oh and seriously good luck on the roads this year mr
Keep it random – its more in keeping
Hopefully no changes at NW this year well not that we know so far.
So when you making it up for your lessons – got some more interesting ‘toys’ for you to get a grips with.
Get your races up so we can start planning!!
A weekly blog would be good but i think every two weeks would be a better
Gas it wanker !!
Sorry to nick your blog space mate, there will be a bike ride through Wootton Bassett on 14th March for the Heroes charity, 8077 bikes registered so far with 11,141 riders and pillions, go on “afganheroes.org.uk” to register, thanks chap, box of Earl Grey next time we meet for the advert.
Well Guy. Bit unreIated ! but I saw your comments on the RC45 that you tried out in PB. I reccomend the ’94 TT DVD if you haven’t seen it. It was my first TT and the sight of Hizzy on that thing was mind bending.
LOL @ this update…very refreshing. hah
Season approaches….must prepare for BATTLE!
just read pb….IM A WANKER AN ME NEVER SUFFERING ARM PUMP PROVES THIS. has got to be put on t shirt. thought i was gonna piss me pants again..keep it up
just bung stuff up when you have time lad, always served well in the past
engine build pics would be nice though, motorbike engines, stationary engines, any engine haha, if it makes power, bung it up!!
take it easy guy lad!
Please talk more slowly so we wikings understand at least one single fucking word what you’re saying.. Anyway,you got some balls.
o random is cool , but would like ya to update up race dates for 2010 if possible.. wishin u a great and safe 2010 m8.. c’ya hopefully at a few races in Northern Ireland
Hey loved the article, but one thing is bothering me. It appears as though your blog has broken? I am running Google Chrome maybe its a problem with one of my plugins or something like that. I will try removing my newest ones and tell you if that fixes it.