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Proper Blog Update!

Reckon this the latest blog ever, sorry about the wait. I reckon there is a bit to cover since the last, brands hatch, ulster grand prix, cadwell park and the usual goings on.

 

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Right – first things first, what do you reckon to my new ornament? Ta very much to Simon and Adelle for their fancy wood work, all done with chainsaws, no chisels, scalpels or files, just a chainsaw, proper eh?

 

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what about this mark one escort i saw at the ulster gp, who’s is it? proper tidy eh. some more pics from the six hour down hill at fort william, i’ve only just got a license for my camera, only taken me 3 years to get the hang of it.

i never said a proper thanks for all the cards and pressies after my accident a few months ago, a massive ta, that was some amount of cards.

 

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What about mark one transit vans ? I’m on the case i reckon, its a bit of a perk of the job for a bit I’m doing for the BBC. It’s nowt to do with motor bikes or push bikes, more to do with my fetish for spanners and machines, its not a crime is it? It’ll not get in the way of the motor bike job, its just another job to do as well as fixing trucks, racing push bikes, building engines, and race motor bikes. Reckon I’ve got an hour or two spare over the winter so I’m going to try and get a job working behind the bars again,i miss a bit of glass collecting.

 

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Lego fetish? Is anyone still into it? I got some for Christmas and that flicked my switch again so that was it , I raided my mum and dads loft to drag out the stuff I had when I was a kid. I do need to grow up dont I?

 

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and another thing , my mate andy has just got his new show truck, i wouldnt want the job of polishing that would you?

 

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this weekend is end to end weekend in the isle of man, I’ve been in training so we’ll see how we get on. what do you recon to my new seat?

 

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Danny, Cammy and Alastair have been signed up for a modeling contract – what a bunch of tarts eh?

 

Guy Martin - Cadwell

Cadwell was my last meeting , them Harleys aren’t a bad old job, not what i was excepting, a bit more time was needed i recon , but really enjoyed it, different is the word i’d use, not wrong just different.

 

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Ulster Grand Prix – could have been worse, could have been better, but at the end of the day I’d say I was happy enough, being my first proper race back and all, so i shouldn’t complain should I?

 

Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser; that’s the saying I’m going with.

Turbo bikes are go!

Martek turbo

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What to mention then?

They always say bad winter good summer don’t they? Well they aren’t wrong are they? There is no winning with the English, though and I’m realising I’m not designed for the heat.

I reckon it must be over a month since I wrote something, sorry. After a bit of an accident at this years TT, it meant a week of not a lot besides film watching, turbo training on a pushbike, and making a plan of attack of stuff to do.

Ta very much to Katey for getting me this League of Gentlemen film, a quality piecethat I would put up there with Jackie Brown, Dumb and dumber and maybe even Pulp Fiction.

After a week off work and not being able to race for a few days, it got me thinking of another way to get a buzz. What do you reckon to this Martek turbo I got hold of the other week? If you want scaring this is the tool. It’s based on a 91 GSX-R1100, fitted with fuel injection, Martek frame and swing arm, suspension and brakes money can’t buy, and a turbo. It makes 320bhp and does wheelies off the throttle in top gear. She is proper, just on with getting her painted so I’ll get some better pics up when she’s 100% finished.  Oh, and my mate Yim has got me a nitrous system to put on her, so my goal now is 500 bhp. I’l keep you informed. It’ll end it tears I’m sure.

I wasn’t allowed to race at my favorite meeting of the year, the Southern 100 in the Isle of Man, but thanks to George I still got across for a look. I met up with a load of the Southern Free Riders and had a shandy or two while watching from Stadium Corner. They’re a sound set of lads, but I reckon they’ve got a load of work to do with me on the drinking front. I’m not designed for that either.
I know there isn;t a lot to mention on the racing front.Getting someone to pass me fit has been a bit of a job. While over in the Isle of Man I went to see Isla Scott, the island’s top physiotherapist. She had a good look over the job and after a bit of a wrestling match, she recons I’m now fit enough to get back on a motor bike. Phew, I’m sure racing will be a bit safer than trying to get 500bhp out of my new bike anyway. It’s looking like Brands Hatch BSB will be my next run out, just before the Ulster GP. Job will be right.

Thanks for all the support I got after the crash. It meant a lot to me.

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Guy is in the latest issue of the car magazine, EVO talking about his new motor. Lovely photos.

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Check out this pic of what turned up at work this morning. Now that’s proper, isn’t it? It’s 520bhp and does at standing quater at 155mph. More tea, vicar?

Ta very much for all the support at Scarborough. It was a mega turn-out and I did royally on the tea bags and biscuit front. See the pic of our tea cupoard at work. I reckon that’ll do us till Christmas. Hope that anyone that got one of my stickers puts em to good use. As you can see mine is in pride of place. I’ve even got one on the John Deere.

So, not much too write about really. I’ll let you know how next year’s job situation looks. Not the proper job, that’s all sorted. I mean motorbike racing. Irons are in the fire but perfect preparation prevents piss poor performance. I reckon that was Mick Doohan’s saying, and that man didn’t muck about.

Oulton report, at last…

Sorry for being a bit slack on the blog front, it’s just since getting back from Oulton I’ve been a busy bee. Oulton went ok by the way . Yes, another DNF, but I took a gamble on the tyre front and went for full dry rubber when there was just a bit of drizzle. I thought ‘nowt to worry about here. It’ll hold off.’ Well it did until about 4 laps in. I got up to sixth and was making hay. The sun wasn’t shining, but I was still having a go. Then it started to drizzle a bit and it was carnage. I’m not a wimp or owt but the NW200 is next week and we could really do with a bike in one piece.

We have got some new K-TEC forks in, and they are cock on, that’ll leave us in good form for the roads.

Back at home we’ve been busy at work on the trucks, then been doing a bit of testing for Performance Bikes at Cadwell, then a bit of bike building ready for the NW200. Right best go and do a bit. Oh, and  I only own four pushbikes and one tool box now. I’ve just chopped two tool boxes in for a new SnapOn work station. It’s the size of a house, am I sad?

Race photo by Glynne Lewis 

For Phil Wain’s race report click the Oulton post in the Race Schedule box on the right.

Bring back hanging

Well as my motto goes, first things first. At Oulton some light fingered little ****** nicked my ******* push bike. I don’t own much in this life: a toolbox, a 1972 saab and four pushbikes. So when some **** goes and nicks something that I’ve worked ******* hard for it makes my blood boil. So I got stuck in, told the coppers, told the security and went on the hunt, no joy though. Maybe a good job. If I’d have found the little ********, they’d have been locking me up for murder.

Two hours went by and I got a call from the Old Bill telling me they’ve found a lad putting loads of bikes in the back of a van and would I come to identify if one was mine. Well there she was, not a mark besides the dust from the fingerprinting squad, and they got the little ******* –  a one-armed scouser! You couldnt make it up. Six bikes he’d nicked as well, all from the pits. I had to say sorry to the coppers. I was on the rev limiter at ‘em, telling them I pay their wages and to search every van coming out of the place. I’m sure I sounded a proper idiot, but I work hard for the stuff I’ve got, and when someone thinks they can take stuff, it really gets my goat. So a massive thanks to the Cheshire coppers, a mega job done by all. Oh and sorry again for revving out.

Mint, she’ll not be going to any race meetings again. Why would someone want to come to a motorbike meeting to nick peoples’ stuff? Bring back hanging, or maybe a public bumming would put some put some manners in the little ****. Sorry about the language but there isn’t a proper translation for *******, **** and ****, is there?

Scarborough Report (and a new (old) stationary engine)

Allreet folks? What’s the latest out your way? A bit to report around here. Just in the Isle of Man at the mo, doing the TT press launch. Not really my scene, but the TT is where I go and enjoy my summers racing the most, so it’s a small price to pay. Another day off work I know, but we’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a good time. I learnt that saying off Dwyer Agnew, the legendary Irish road racer, good eh?

Well, we had a busy week at work last week, made even busier by me and my dad getting stuck into building my superbike after work. We built the bike as if it was going to the TT, big tank, small rad, loads of lock wire and the usual stuff. We used Scarborough as a bit of sort of bedding in job. We learnt a lot, some good, some bad, but it’s left a lot of food of thought. Like our big 24 litre tank, work of art it may be, it’s just too big to be able to muscle the bike. So it’s back to the drawing board to try and sort out another way of storing the fuel. New type of forks aren’t really floating my boat, but this isn’t really helped by the big tank, the fuel inside acts like a big bow wave when braking so doesn’t help the front tyre when braking. That’s probably why I ended up in a hedge bottom at Scarborough. Oh well, if you’re not crashing your not trying, eh?

We won the last race though, so that meant we had a celebratory McDonald’s on the way home for me, Johnny and the farmer’s daughter. Usually I’d rather eat my own todger than a McDonald’s, but there is a time and a place isn’t there?

Here’s some pics. Back of the van racing is the future. New stationary engine, well new to me, reckon it’s about a 1940′s BSA. Birmingham Small Arms, or as my aunty says, Bloody Sore Arse, or Bits Stuck Anywhere.

Race photos by Andy Graves
(By the way, click the Yellow update at the side to read Phil Wain’s report of how the meeting panned out and see more photos)

Brands thoughts from Guy

Now then, how’s it all going? Not much to comment from Brands really, except we’ve still got a bit of work to do on the 600 front. It’s better than last year’s bike, but it just needs fine tuning, chassis and engine-wise. So we can get a bit more track time with her, I’ll be at at Oulton in a couple of weeks and that will be the last time on track before the NW200. I’m riding my CBR1000 superbike at Scarborough this Sunday to give the bike her last run out before the NW. You wouldn’t reckon so though, it’s still in a million pieces in the workshop. But Rome wasn’t built in a day, was it?

Ta very much for the speed of light advice, every day’s a school day and all that. There is a big auction out our way at the end of the month. An old boy has pegged it and they are selling off all of his stuff, tractors, Morris Minors, classic cameras, lawnmowers and most importantly stationary engines. I’ve got my eye on an Anmanco open crank hit and miss engine. Am I sad?